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There Once was a Cat Limerick Project… http://bookwritingmagic.com/catbook/ http://bookwritingmagic.com/catbook/#comments Sun, 31 Mar 2013 05:33:49 +0000 http://bookwritingmagic.com/?p=131 Cat Limerick GlassesANNOUNCING!
THE CAT LIMERICK PROJECT!

Submit Your Funny Cat Limerick

for a opportunity to be Published in the new book…

“World’s Funniest Cat Limericks”

Here’s what you do…

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Here’s a great opportunity to see your clever writing skills published in a real book! Delight and amaze your friends and family!

In the comment section below, complete the customary name, email, and any URL web address you wish associated with yourself then…let the fun begin!

In the comment box, type in your CAT LIMERICK CREATION!

I’ll review  all the submissions personally and contact you if you have been named “A CHOSEN ONE”. Of course, there will be many who enter, and not all can be chosen, but I’m hoping to receive 50 to 100 worthy CAT LIMERICKS to print.

Select ones will be published along with a companion cartoon drawing or photo!

YOU MAY ENTER MORE THAN ONE LIMERICK! and YOU MAY HAVE MORE THAN ONE WINNER! Of course if your limericks are terrible, please only send one. 😉

YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE CATS! Just be funny. Cats have many, shall we say “unpleasant” traits and you may feel free to submit a limerick that expresses your dislike for them as well.

FUNNY CAT STORIES will also be accepted, even if not in limerick form, but only the funniest will make it, because the book’s primary focus is limericks. Do keep funny cat story submissions short, certainly less than 500 words.

Results of the judges (me, me and me) are final.

Winning submissions will get published in the book, with full credit given to the writer who submitted, and each writer will be allowed one link if they wish to publicize a website or business or other book they may have written.

Here’s a great opportunity to become a published writer!

Your children and grandchildren will be so proud of you!

I’m preparing a bonus gift for the published writers too!

Oh yes…while the limerick verse is prone to be a bit risque (and we like it that way) I may enjoy your colorful language, but no swear words will make it to publication. Just sayin’. I want this to be a fun coffee table book for all ages. A word to the wise.

CONTEST WILL CLOSE TO ENTRIES ON APRIL 15, 2013

Final Book will be a compilation of all work accepted and should be completed and ready for distribution by April 30th

I look forward to reading all your great submission!

NOTE: BE SURE TO BOOKMARK THIS PAGE SO YOU CAN RETURN AGAIN and AGAIN…

Lets Do This Thing!

FUNNIEST CAT LIMERICKS COVER at http://bookwritingmagic.com/catbook

Submit Your Entries Today!

 

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